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Politics 'Labour is waging a war on fun,' claims Mark Dolan

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The Labour Government is the first administration in history with no honeymoon period whatsoever. The election in July was like tying the knot with the love of your life, only to have an almighty row on your way to the reception.

Even on your wedding night when romance should be running high, all you're going to get is shafted. We haven't had a single moment of excitement about Prime Minister Starmer, who remarkably entered number ten with negative poll ratings. One detects among the public a weary acceptance that things are probably going to get a whole lot worse under Labour, like when your divorced mother introduces you to her new boyfriend.



Since Labour came into office, well-paid train drivers get an inflation-busting pay rise, whilst low-income pensioners are being thrown under the bus or under the unheated radiator.

With the stripping of their winter fuel allowance, and with the rumoured axing of critical infrastructure on the way.


Mark Dolan

This is all because of Labour's well-publicised financial black hole, which. In a magic trick that would impress, even Paul Daniels disappears completely when negotiating with the trade unions.

Under this new administration, if you're worried about high rates of immigration, you're far right.

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Starmer's authoritarian smoking ban having us arrested. If we light up a Lambert and Butler in a Wetherspoons car park and propose taxes on sugar and salt, suggests that this government is waging war on fun, I'm not sure they even want to be liked. This is a Government that's trolling its own voters.

By the way, I'm not too worried about being punished for smoking in a beer garden because most of us will be in jail already having sent an unkind tweet or Facebook post with Myra Hindley, Fred West and Hannibal Lecter released from jail early to make space for us.

The punishment beating of the Tories in July of this year may have felt satisfying, a bit like the spontaneous purchase of a Greggs sausage roll.

But regret soon follows. Labour is already mired in sleaze allegations as a major Labour donor is given access to all areas past number ten and apparently, some of the half £1million that he donated to the party went on a new wardrobe for Sir Keir Starmer.


Keir Starmer

What did he buy? The Emperor's new clothes, by the looks of it. Ed Miliband bets the House on flaky renewables, and the next generation of school leavers are going to be a right bunch of sickos, as Bridget Phillipson looks set to bow to the teaching unions.

You know those geniuses who pushed for school closures during COVID-19 by scaling back the learning of timetables and grammar in primary school?

Oh, and you won't want to know whether that school is good or not good anymore, and you won't be allowed to know. With the scrapping of the Ofsted one-word review. One thing is clear this new government is not outstanding or adequate.

It's only been a few months and I think it should be placed in special measures.


Mark Dolan

Look at the ham-fisted foreign secretary David Lammy, who burned his bridges with Donald Trump years ago, presumably thinking no one would be mad enough to ever make him Foreign Secretary.

Now, with characteristically immaculate timing, he puts Israel on the naughty step by stripping them of weapons licences to placate extremists in his own party.

A great look that stripping Israel of their weapons as they seek to prevent another October 7, and in the same week as they bury six recently murdered hostages.

This is shaping up to be the most unpopular Government ever, and potentially the last Labour Government in history. The problem is, once they leave, power will there be a country left to rebuild?

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